in which i speak to my reproductive organs
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ticktockticktockticktock

Posted on Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 | 4 Comments

tonight, as i walked down the sidewalk, evening spring breeze blowing through my hair on the way to pick up my laundry, i started to think about my ovaries. nothing in particular, just you know, about them. how they were doing, if they’re going to work when i need them to work, whether […]

trident always reminds me of sparticus, too
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is it just me or does namond brice look a little chunky?

Posted on Monday, March 24th, 2008 | No Comments

the internet just gave me the most wonderful present.
finally an independent organization that asks the important questions of today’s celebrities, or really just one important question:
who would win in a fight?
a minotaur armed with a trident or a centaur armed with a crossbow?
here, they interview the cast of the wire to find out the answer […]

top o’ the mornin’ to ya’
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a picture’s worth a thousand words

Posted on Thursday, March 20th, 2008 | 2 Comments

in all fairness, the girl was kneeling to do her calculus homework.  but me being the pervert that i am, i had to take a picture and post it to my blog.
also, in case you want to read the verbal equivalent of these kinds of pictures, i just started a twitter account.  this should increase my literacy […]

american pie
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grin and bear stearns it

Posted on Monday, March 17th, 2008 | No Comments

After a cursory reading of the headlines on this glorious Monday morning, it would in fact appear that the world is falling apart.
 A few dozen pieces of supporting evidence:
Dozens of Women and Children Killed in Iraq
New York Government in Flux as Governor Resigns Amid Scandal
Lehman to Fall Like Bear Stearns
Worldwide, Stocks Plummet
One in Four Girls […]