you can walk slowly but you can’t hide
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i need a coffee iv drip

Posted on Monday, September 24th, 2007 | No Comments

so mott has returned.  or been recovered.  i found him covered in dust, hair and a sock in john’s room after going missing for 7 days.  he’s back in his cage, sans any rocks to climb out on, and adjusting nicely. thanks to all who sent love/prayers/money. all proceeds are being donated to TMNT (The […]

someone tell me what they’re saying
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give the man a gun

Posted on Thursday, September 20th, 2007 | No Comments

this is one of the funnier clips i’ve seen in a long time– a foreign language talk show (i think it’s french) with the host unable to control his laughter when his male guest has an unnaturally high voice. but yeah, watch for yourself:

paris in the fall
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love and rockets

Posted on Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 | No Comments

so now that i have a job, i have money. or at least the potential of money. so i’ve made a shopping list of things i will buy now that i am no longer a starving artist. please see below:

furniture!

shampoo!

organic chicken!

love!

mullholland drive structure
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i hate nyu students

Posted on Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 | No Comments

as mentioned in the about me section of this website, i am the proud owner of a turtle named mott. mott’s been a solid rock of camouflage and inactivity for me since i first came to live in the city of new york. i feed him– he eats; i clean his tank– he […]

judo chop!
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nothing says harem like a red velvet couch

Posted on Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 | No Comments

in a radical dismissal of the old adage “can’t teach an old dog new tricks” my father has learned how to text message. i’m not sure if he’s actually figured out T9, but he’s great at sending little messages to me like “luv u;” “go 2 bed;” “get a job” and “when r u going […]

words are very unnecessary
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leave her alooooooone

Posted on Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 | No Comments

i haven’t been writing very much in my blog, and mostly that’s because i’ve actually been busy with writing jobs that pay me. like this one in the wall street journal today.
but let’s not kid ourselves, i’ve also been reading what all the gossip blogs are saying about britney spears’ most recent prostitution charges […]

this is not hipster drivel
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there are so many reasons to love thunderstorms

Posted on Tuesday, September 4th, 2007 | No Comments

so i have an interesting shower. it’s new, which is nice, and makes it relatively free from soap scum, inexplicable mildews or errant hairs. the shower head is adjustable, between a solid drip/waterfall of water and a nice, normal spray.
when it comes to the shower head, my roommate and i have discovered that […]